Greg Raven
PERSONAL INFORMATION
| 20258 US Hwy 18, Apple Valley, CA 92307 | Marital Status: Married |
| Telephone: 760-536-1177 | Birthdate: June 31, 1951 |
| Social Security Number: 666-02-7734 | Birthplace: Hollywood, California |
EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND
| High School: | College: |
|---|---|
| Fallbrook Union High School Fallbrook, CA 92028 Attended 3.99 years Graduated 1971 |
University of Washington Seattle, WA 98155 Graduation pending |
PERIODICALS
| Publication | Duties |
|---|---|
| World Moron Bueno Loco, California September 1984 to present |
in-depth analysis of current events, by-line |
| Eternity Monthly Kathmandu, Nepal September 1983 to June 1984 |
income tax advice column; special reports (living trusts, wills, avoiding probate, surviving an audit) |
| Evening Outrage Santa Monica, California September 1982 to June 1983 |
special reports (rent control, police tactics, city politics, etc.) |
| Herald Exaggerator Los Angeles, California September 1981 to June 1982 |
research department; circulation |
| Spokane Word Spokane, Washington September 1980 to June 1981 |
silent movie reviews; censor |
| Who Cares? Boron, Nevada September 1979 to June 1980 |
interviews, by-line; crowd control |
| Guns & Money Blasten Island, USA September 1978 to June 1979 |
food editor, by-line; staff expert on male pattern baldness |
| Crayfish Gazette Mixville, California September 1977 to June 1978 |
campaign coverage, political correspondent (laid off due to government rationing of politics) |
| Gainesville Employment Gainesville, Florida September 1976 to June 1977 |
sports editor, by-line; (as beneficiary of federal witness protection program) |
| Minutiæ Post Hole Record Minutiæ, Arizona September 1975 to June 1976 |
detailer |
| Hooker Advance Las Vegas, Nevada September 1974 to June 1975 |
in-house submissions |
| Chronicle Illness Allergy, Utah September 1973 to June 1974 |
health column, by-line |
| Prior Knowledge Prior, Idaho September 1972 to June 1973 |
gossip column, by-line; obituaries; investment advice |
| Iota Register Iota, Idaho September 1971 to June 1972 |
inventory |
| The Tomahawk Fallbrook Union High School September 1970 to June 1971 |
editor; bail bondsman |
BOOKS
Biographies
- My Life in Short Pants: The Hank Lloyd Story (ghost writer)
Children’s Books
- Someone Has to Be the Bully
- Birds Don’t Like My BB Gun
- Cats, Sacks, and Rivers
- My Dog’s on Fire Again
- Learning to Hate All By Myself
- Things I Can Break All By Myself
- I Like to Run with Scissors
- George and Margaret Play ‘Doctor’
- Sharing Meds with Mommy
- You’re Not the Boss of Me
- Lots of Things Fit in My Mouth
- Bros Before Hos
- I Can Reach the Stove Now
- The Walls Have Fingerholes
- That Old Frig is a Perfect Hiding Place
Non-fiction
- The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Selling Your Gulfstream
- The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Selling Your Mega-Yacht