Phone Message: Barstow Bay

Hi, friends; Moss Punter, here at historic old Barstow Bay. Ever feel like crawling under a rock? You can at Barstow Bay. Who knew last year’s earthquake would leave us with all this valuable beachfront property? Over 2,000 boulders and caves of all descriptions are available for immediate occupancy, many overlooking the erosion zone. And on a clear day, you can see Tehachapi Island, water wonderland. So call now for your free weekend of bondage here at scenic Barstow Bay. Just leave your number and we’ll send you our no-information obligation package.