My Hawaiian Certification of Live Birth

With all the hoopla over Barack Hussein Dunham Obama Soetoro’s citizenship, I felt it only fair to show documentation supporting my claim to U.S. citizenship. You can trust that this document is authentic, because I never lie and I’m always right.

Here it is:

my Hawaiian birth certificate

If you are one of those nut cases who thinks this is not a valid birth certificate, I invite you to compared it against the original shown below. I trust you’ll find it identical in every particular.

original birth certificate from Kenya, HI (the 60th state)