Phone Message: Out Collecting

If you’re a friend of mine, you’re probably expecting to be verbally abused right now. You needn’t worry this time, however. Right now I’m out making sawdust of the personal possessions of some people who owe me money. If you’re one of those lucky people, my McCulloch and I will be over in a few minutes. If you’re not one of those people, why not leave me a message so that I can return your call when I get back?