Phone Message: Nirvana

Bad news: If you were one of those people who predicted my diet of brown rice would get me into trouble, you were wrong wrong wrong. Yesterday I achieved nirvana, and today I can already move small buses around psychokinetically like pieces of cream cheese. If you know the difference between rapture and rupture, I suggest you look up the meaning of obeisance. Leave me a message. I’ll know where to find you.