Phone Message: Fifteen Seconds

In about fifteen seconds, you’re gonna hear a sound. That sound means you’re gonna leave a message. I don’t care what you say or how long it takes you to say it, but you’re gonna leave a message. If you exercise your perogative as an American citizen and do not leave a message, my agents will find out who you are, and come visit you late on a dark, cold night with large, hungry, ugly, unreasonable reptiles. I hope you’re ready.