Phone Message: Dr. Savage’s

Bad news for you. You have not dialed the number of Doctor Savage’s Spiders and Broken Glass Airburgertorium. You can not order the mantis embryo salad. You can not order a methane steak. You can not order the kryptonite soup, and it will not be served to you on slabs of molten steel by giant throbbing latex insects. However, you may leave a message for us.