Phone Messages: Your Bed Isn’t Safe

Bad news for you. Scientists have discovered that you can be attacked by vicious, imaginary creatures even while you are warm and snuggly in your bed. Furthermore, the mere thought of these monsters will get you so rattled that your hair will lose its natural luster and then you will be fired. Still, in the face of all this, you are being given the opportunity to leave me a message. Try now, while you still can.