Phone Message: Animal King Food Mart

Yes, you can laugh at my clothes, but you can’t laugh at my food. Hi. This is Cotton Traffic, owner and head trainer here at Animal King Food Mart. Sure, you say. Animal King has good prices, but is your food fresh? Well, if you’ve ever watched your dog swallow a piece of unchewed meat you’d know the answer to that one. So, come on down and see us. We’re here at the corner of Rash and Hairball. The giant warehouse of food with the doggie doors ’round the back.